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Bishops Finger

The heavenly act of fingering a girl in the ass while fucking her vaginally, than, during the act, removing the finger, looking her square in the eyes, sticking a neighboring unscathed finger in your mouth sucking it clean (butt not really), and turning your dirty Bishops Finger and sticking it in her mouth to suck clean. She'll think it's really kinky that you sucked her shit off your finger and start bucking wildly, but the saintly act is that you made her eat her own shit.

-- Named in honor of the Battling Bishops mascot of Ohio Wesleyan University. This act originated, occured, and was named circa 1997.
Ie: She was a live one, and was really feeling it, but I thought I could bring it up a level, so gave her the Bishops Finger!
Bishops Finger by manyyearsgoneby December 17, 2008
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Bishops finger

Euphemism used to decribe the actions/appendages of boy-hungry paedophiles. Can be descriptive, as in
"my turds as brown as a Bishops finger. Now thats a lot of fibre!"
Oh, its a beer in England as well.
Priest: Time to clean my BISHOPS FINGER, Gregory.

Poor little innocent kid (Gregory): Not again! (sob)

Priest: Just do it. It's all brown and poostinky.
Bishops finger by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

bishop finger 

While performing in 'doggy-style' intercourse; the "giver" proceeds to insert the thumb into the ass of the "receiver". To serve as a handle or pocket, for the thumb, during doggy style intercourse.
"Dude, I slipped her the bishop finger in my left hand...and spanked that ass with my right!"
bishop finger by Sean Slater February 20, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008