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Bisexual Bison

1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.

2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit
"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"
Bisexual Bison by urgomanic May 21, 2010

Bisexual Biscuit 

That nigga looks like a bisexual biscuit.

Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo 

A series of stitches tattooed on the left hand and forearm of a bisexual person to indicate the multifacetedness of their sexuality.
Woah! That's a nice Bisexual Bisectional Tattoo!

sexual bisexual 

A person who likes both sexes but can only see themselves being in a relationship with one or the other. Therefore only wanting a Sexual relationship with the other.
"Girl i really guys but i identify as Sexual Bisexual"
sexual bisexual by Bi-bi-bi December 4, 2018

Bi Sexual or Bi 

It means you like more then one gender.
Guy 1: I think I'm Bi sexual or bi.
Guy 2: Whaaaaa???!!!!
Guy 1: I know right??
Guy 2: so u gonna fuck two genders?????
Guy 1: Shut up!

bisexual anthem 

some friend: "do you know that song called Sweater Weather?"
me: "do you mean the bisexual anthem?"