Birthday Special

A birthday special is when, on his birthday, a man is having sex, and before climax, places a birthday candle in his partner's mouth, lights it, and finishes on their face. The man can also try to put out the candle with his semen, making a "blow out the candle" feel, and/or have his partner hum happy birthday as they receive his load.

Man 1: Hey, happy birthday, bro! Got any special plans for tonight?

Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get a birthday special from my girlfriend.

Man 1: That's awesome, just make sure the wax doesn't burn her lips.

Birthday Special by KLUMT October 15, 2010

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Soukoku Birthday Special

a birthday blowjob

inspired from the “Chuuya Birthday special - Soukoku” on youtube

Person 1: My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up, I’m hoping to do something fun
Person 2: You should give him the Soukoku Birthday Special!!!
Person 1: You’re so right!!!

Soukoku Birthday Special by 𓆟 March 29, 2023

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Oregon Birthday Special

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday

Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

Oregon Birthday Special by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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