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Bedmonster 

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.
Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)
Bedmonster by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010
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Bermonster

The man the myth the legend. Teh Bermonster. He is the Man of Men. He also powns at MW2.
The Bermonster powns the womens.
Bermonster by Bermonster May 13, 2010

Birdmeister 

Retarded and brainwashed idiot who think birds are real and worships Billie Eilish
Lol this guy is really out here feeding the robots, he's a real birdmeister

brodmonster 

brodmonster is a hot beast who plays basketball and eats spicy chicken sandwiches from chick fil a
A: brodmonster is so hot
B: i know right, have you seen him ballin on the court 😍
brodmonster by crippla May 2, 2022

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026