Birdhands is the act of a woman gesticulating with their hands placed in a bird's claws like position, used to emphasize their often useless but always anecdotal point of view. This position resembles the standard Italian hand gesture of emphasis or enjoyment, but in the Birdhands formation the fingers are pointed down to peck at the table or nearest hard surface, or at the person they are attempting to talk down to. For examples, go on TicTok and watch content from women who are at best a 5 critiquing men in general.

Jackie didn't like the response from our CMO on a project she isn't even involved in, she resorted to birdhands the whole time while she whined and complained with her useless opinion.

Birdhands by Oppenhienie69420 June 25, 2025

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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eye bleach

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

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