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Bird watchin 

When you have no where to smoke so you pull up in a random ass neighborhood and smoke your weed and cars constantly come in and circle you until they give up, and being sort of paranoid and then not giving a damn cuz u iz high as f**k!
Nigga I just went bird watchin, we rolled into this rich ass neighborhood and then cars are circlin your car while you're getting high as fuck.
Bird watchin by JEN ZUKOWWWSKI August 26, 2010
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Bird Watchin 

Taking a ride in your car with your homeboy and scouting out the bitches that are walking around downtown.
Hey Rick it's Saturday. Let's go downtown and do some bird watchin and see what we can pick up.
Bird Watchin by Tapman June 9, 2007

extreme bird watching

this is when you warm up a jar of peanut butter, creamy or chunky, dip your meat stick in it, roll it in birdseed. you then dig a shallow grave and bury yourself, leaving only your appetizing and hard seeded wand above ground. you dig out little eyeholes then get ready to watch All sorts of species of birds come to enjoy your treat.
Richard doesn't know much about different kinds of birds, so Tom suggested that Richard try some extreme bird watching, so he could learn and see many different species of birdys

bird watching 

Where several guys go out to spy out women.
"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"
bird watching by D-BUCK March 5, 2005

Bird watching 

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line
Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around
Bird watching by TrblMkr September 26, 2020

Bird Watching 

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.
Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?
Bird Watching by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

bird watching 

To get high, or to smoke weed.
Hey guys wanna "bird watch"
Lets go for a walk so we can go "bird watching"
bird watching by birdwatcher. August 29, 2011
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