Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 02, 2012

Bird Watching

Constantly checking on Twitter.

Sarah was bird watching so much last night in hope of knowing about the Kardashians' latest love affairs. Even though no one really gives a fuck.

by swag14 October 20, 2011

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021

Bird Watching

The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.

Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.

by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 04, 2011

Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

bird watching

Where several guys go out to spy out women.

"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"

by D-BUCK March 05, 2005

Bird watching

The act of checking out a guy’s bulge or visible penis line

Hey dude, Gray sweat pants season is coming...there’s gonna be a lot of bird watching going on with all that visible penis line walking around

by TrblMkr September 26, 2020