A male penis that bares resemblance to the childhood craft toy one used as an infant. It is circumcised and looks almost like a Goomba from Mario Bros. 1 in 7 guys you know have the possibility of having a bingo dabber.
“I hooked up with this guy last night and he had a bingo dabber, never happening again”
When you spread your ass cheeks on a window and you push out a littleturd til it touches the window then you suck it back up and it just leaves a brown circle.
when one withdraws his cock from a menstruation infested vagina and covers her face with the after effects like a bingo card.
justin was pounding veronica with his 'bingo dobber' (cock), veronica said take it easy i'm on my period, justin pulls his cock out slams it on veronica's face five times and yells "bingo bitch".
While having anal sex with your significant other you take the palm of your hand and slap them on the back of the head while simultaneously pulling out. When they turn thier head to give you that "what the fuck" reaction, you jab your Chocolate Bingo Dobber right between their eyes and yell "BINGO" at the top of your lungs!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'