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To be got, hoodwinked, run amok, bamboozled in an obvious way, pwned, or otherwise yeeted in the manner of Zook Bingler, Esq.
John: You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night! I was getting out of the shower when Warren threw a pie in my face!

Tom: Oh man sounds like you got bingled!

John: Well if you think I was bingled just consider the top post of this definition and how absolutely bingled they got with this absolutely chonking galaxy brain answer to the question of what it is to be fully, completely, thoroughly, entirely, indubitably bingled with a side of chonkchonk and trank!
Bingled by jerrytom April 6, 2021
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To royally screw up in disappointing fashion
Fried Biscuits bingled the easiest level of Mario Sunshine again
John : You wouldnt believe what happened to me last night. I had just jumped out of the shower and didnt know Warren had let himself in to my Joint.

Tom : Oh No

John : He totally Bingled me

Tom : Thats Terrible

Warren : It was Hot
Bingled by Johnny Freeway March 6, 2010

Bingley Time 

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers
Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.
Bingley Time by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Dirty Bingley 

Someone who hasn't wiped their ass after a massive sloppy shit because they didn't want to waste shit roll due to being a fully fledged tight-fisted bastard
Who do you know who has done a Dirty Bingley
Dirty Bingley by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Vault 

The only location on the bloody planet with more fucking gold storage than Scrooge McDuck
The Bingley Vault, the true 8th wonder of the world
Bingley Vault by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Pizza 

A pizza with fuck all on it that only tight-fisted people order
Bingley Pizza people need a kicking
Bingley Pizza by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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