The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.
I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples
Bill loves pineapples
by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021
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Damn girl did you just fart?
No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.
by zugzuger February 13, 2026
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