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an alien from above

dose weird tricks

usually skateboards.

weird style

onions
Bilgert is from space.

Did you see that bilgert...he looks like he is an alien.

Bilgert is a one of a kind style.
bilgert by alfredos January 15, 2008
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The roundest manatee Kim Jong Un could find to smash
Bilgert by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020

Bryan Bilbert 

Bryan Bilbert bilbo baggins (as his formal name) is one of the biggest failures in the world. There once was a very famous story about him that involved him trying to flirt with a girl
Does anybody remember Bryan Bilbert
Bryan Bilbert by vhj April 10, 2019

bingertron

“Hey Dude, you’re a bingertron. You would rather go to school than Target?”

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bingertron by Bingertron March 9, 2022

Bildertard 

An intellectually overconfident retard or pseudo-intellectual whose desire for world peace through global governance leads them to support the Bilderberg Group and help them achieve their objectives without necessarily knowing who the Bilderberg Group are or the full extent of their fascist agenda.

Many bildertards are high profile academics or political commentators.
My political ideology professor said that the only way to stop wars from happening is not for people to wisen up and stop electing warmongers, but for the world to join together under one government. Does he have a point, or is he just a bildertard?

Guardian columnist and pseudo-humanist cunt, Polly Toynbee is one dangerously bildertarded bitch!

Since that bilderbitch Ken Clarke designed the National Curriculum, British schools have created a surge in bildertardation.
Bildertard by Jorvik Ubermensch January 22, 2010
a tool used to clean shit out of the treads of tires
get the bilger i just ran over a big pile of horse shit.
bilger by house of noodles October 31, 2008
A fake person and or a person who wore the helmet but never played the game game!
That doosh bag is such a fucking bilger.
Bilger by house of tea bagging October 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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