Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Polish Bike Pump

A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.

Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?

Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.

Greg: Nice.

by Literally A Fish September 30, 2015

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Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.

Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!

by RentAGoat May 30, 2014

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bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017

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Bike prom

A semi annual bike forward event beginning with a community ride and followed by a prom style party, These events usually raise funds and raffle things off

I’m going to bike prom soon it’s gonna be lit

by Twistedsteve May 21, 2022

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