Bike seat 

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

Bike seat by JLco June 13, 2022

Bike seat deflowering 

when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider

that guy was subject to bike seat deflowering

Bike seat deflowering by zebidiah_94 March 30, 2010

Bike Without a Seat 

2 Steps Down: A nasty plain ugly girl that usually involves alcohol to sleep with.
One step worse than a razor scooter.
Coming from the idea that you'll ride a bike without a seat when you're drunk, but it'll hurt in the morning.

"Check out that razor scooter"
"No, thats a BIKE WITHOUT A SEAT"

Bike Without a Seat by robinall March 24, 2007

dike on a bike with no seat. 

when a dike is sitting on a bike with no seat. so the bar goes up her and she is no longer a dike.

Your such a dike on a bike with no seat.

dike on a bike with no seat. by ty pigg April 28, 2010

Bike without a seat 

What I ride

Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot

Bike without a seat by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021