A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.
When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!
by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017
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It's pretty self explanatory....
Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!

Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
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