Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectummay cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.
1) "Wow, I hope you saw that, because that was the most bigdiculous thing I have ever seen!!"
2) "The sheer size was bigdiculous."
3) "I have to say, of all the moves that guy has pulled on people at this bar, that was the most bigdiculous!"
A euphemism for a very helpful guide. A long distant cousin of Sacajawea, Toby Bigdik is known among small circles of historians as the "Father of the West." History scholars, to this day, debate the reasons for his exclusion from texts, though conventional wisdom suggests...it's probably because of his name.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.