Big phil

A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.

Look out boys big Phil's about.

by Dufbugbm January 12, 2019

Big Phil

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick

Guy 1: yo at the party last night I almost saw Big Phil

Guy 2: no way, how many women were there?

Big Phil: about eleventy-one

by Big Phil October 3, 2018

big phil

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon

“hey have you seen big phil today?”
“yeah i did, he’s on playground duty, what an amazing man”

by vacuum cleaner 123 June 11, 2021

Big Phil

Chileano with a heart of gold. Great guy, even though Neal called him a baked potato.

Big Phil is a great guy

by Weedman6969 February 12, 2022