A frat god, a lion among kittens. The big cat buys shots just to have the highest bar tab because he can. Watch out on the dance floor for his power knee slide, thigh slaps and bare chest blazing. A gentleman in the streets and a stallion in the sheets. Not many can polish off cheese fries, a chicken cheesesteak and a full pizza but for the big cat this is just a simple appetizer which is obviously washed down with a coors light, the most American of beers. The big cats veins run red and he dispises Prius driving, hemp wearing, veggie burger eating liberals.
Girl 1: Whose that guy rubbing his chest in that girls face?
Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.