big tang 

a very tall female who you prolly would bang (if you could)and who more than likely dates some little buttmunch wormy scrub whos ass you could easily hand to him.ie a girl's who ass is so high you have to stand on your tippy toes to bang from her from behind.

damn look its Uma Thurman, now dat is some big tang!!!!

big tang by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

Big Tang 

Big Tang is to describe a HGV or Agricultural Vehicle such as a Tractor that has had LED light bars fitted, flashing beacons, stobes or chrome side rails added to the vehicle

Yo did you see that tractor coming through the back lane of Duddon the other night, it was Big Tang

Other example: The new Volvo FH 4 could do with some Big Tang accessories

Big Tang by BlozzaLozza May 28, 2021

Big Tang 

Big Tang is to describe a HGV or Agricultural Vehicle such as a Tractor that has had LED light bars fitted, flashing beacons, stobes or chrome side rails added to the vehicle

Yo did you see that tractor coming through the back lane of Duddon the other night, it was Big Tang

Other example: The new Volvo FH 4 could do with some Big Tang accessories

Big Tang by BlozzaLozza May 28, 2021

Big Wang Tang 

The Big Wang Tang is an incredibly powerful being that may bound out of the nearest Italian restaurant with huge strides to bestow its wisdom upon those who seek it. This wisdom however, is mostly spoken in form of riddles and nonsensical sounding words and sentences. Until now, it has been impossible to decode any of the beings ramblings, although it has become clear that they contain information thought only to be known by the outer gods. Being a vastly incomprehensible creature as well, The Big Wang Tang is theorized to be one of the outer gods himself, although there is little information to support this or any other theory about him.
The only confirmed knowledge about the Big Wang Tang is that he often precedes important events or catastrophes, which makes his appearance an often feared occurrence, although he himself has never acted maliciously towards those he meets.

Person A: Do you smell that? It smells like garlic...
Person B: Oh my God! Look, over there! Is that the Big Wang Tang thundering towards us?
BigWangTang (from across the way): ☠ H̴e l̶l o̴ m y̴ y̵o u n̴g̵ S h̴e̵l̶l̴a r d̵s̵!̵ ̴g̴e t̴ ̶r̶e̵a̵d̶y̵ f̶o r̴ ̴t h̵e ̵B i̶g̴ ̴W a̶n g̵ ̶T̴a̵n g !̵ I̶ ̶a m̶ ̵a̵ m̶a g i c a l̶ g̴o a̴t !̶! !̵ ψ
Person A: What the hell is he saying?
Person B: I have no idea! I don't know what that means!

Big Wang Tang by ChocoboOfChaos August 29, 2021