A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.
Big Phil is a fat grumpy old man who is broke. He always has a stick up his ass and never lets anyone have any fun. He is the definition of dirt poor. This man cannot pay the bills and is 6 months behind on the house payment. He is top 5 biggest people in the world and loves his New York Yankees exclusive cigars. He lives in the homeless shelter.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*