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Big phil 

A dickheadhead teacher whos head so far up his fucking arse he might as well be wearing it as a hat. Prick of a guy whos bum licked by miss fucking Findlay who looks like a proxy.
Look out boys big Phil's about.
Big phil by Dufbugbm January 12, 2019
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Big Phil 

A dude named Phil with a big ass dick, usually you need to get through a sea of whores to even get a glimpse of his girthy lovestick
Guy 1: yo at the party last night I almost saw Big Phil

Guy 2: no way, how many women were there?

Big Phil: about eleventy-one
Big Phil by Big Phil October 3, 2018

big phil 

Big Phil is the best headteacher HCC has ever had and ever will have, he is an icon
“hey have you seen big phil today?”
yeah i did, he’s on playground duty, what an amazing man
big phil by vacuum cleaner 123 June 11, 2021

Big Phil 

Chileano with a heart of gold. Great guy, even though Neal called him a baked potato.
Big Phil is a great guy
Big Phil by Weedman6969 February 12, 2022

Big Philly 

one very nice large bun full of moist ready to go meat!! Once one gets a tast, they have to have more and more!!
Man, i'd do the big philly with her!!!

He gave me the big philly, now i need more!!
Big Philly by The Philly lover March 30, 2009

Big Philll 

Someone who is Chinese and extraordinarily clever and or waaa-ish. Also may be used to refer to smeone who beats Clamp at every trial. WEEEEEEEYYYYYY!
Big Philll smashed Clamp!

Big Philll destroyed Clamp!

Big Philll anihilated Clamp!

Big Phill 

Big Phil is a fat grumpy old man who is broke. He always has a stick up his ass and never lets anyone have any fun. He is the definition of dirt poor. This man cannot pay the bills and is 6 months behind on the house payment. He is top 5 biggest people in the world and loves his New York Yankees exclusive cigars. He lives in the homeless shelter.
Is that the biggest grump alive big phil?

I saw that poor ass man big phill wandering around
Big Phill by hrnfnfjcncisbbx c June 12, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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