The Big Bad Wolf is a slang term used mainly by enjoyers of the substance marijuana. It deals with three smoking apparati: the bong, the bowl, and the gravity bong. One must intend to be extremely high to complete a true Big Bad Wolf. To complete the action one must smoke a bowl, followed by a gravity bong rip, followed by a full bong pack, completed by an additional gravity bong rip. Each action must be completed before the next action is begun (i.e. one may breathe/talk/move in between rips).These actions can be done in no more than a period of a twenty minutes. This action is normally done in pairs.
The act of a girl putting her head between the legs of a boy who has pulled his pants down and covering his penis and pubic area with her head
My Father once said to me "Son, marry any girl who is willing to start big bad wolfing with you, take a picture of it and whore it out for karma on Reddit"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!