4 definitions by Ziggy BlacknWhite

Thanksgiving leftovers

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!

This morning I had Thanksgiving leftovers because I missed my poop window yesterday!

by Ziggy BlacknWhite November 24, 2017

An ice cream sandwich made with Oreo ice cream (OR) & (AND) chocolate chip cookie dough (DO) sandwiched between two apple danishes.

I bet Buzz he couldn't finish the Orlando in one bite - he got a headache and my $20!

Someone, usually of high social status, who uses their position of power to sexually harass coworkers.

Three requirements of attaining public office include being male, suckling the teet of big tech, and being a cuomosexual.

by Ziggy BlacknWhite March 12, 2021

A variation of crickets: when there's only 2 of you in the room, and your joke falls on deaf ears.

That one killed at work but when I told the joke to my wife, I got Jiminy.

by Ziggy BlacknWhite February 26, 2018