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Bifurcating

When the stream of urine flowing out of a penis splits into two, making it harder for the male operating the penis to direct the flow propely into the toilet.
While taking a piss yesterday morning Joe bifurcated, causing him to spill urine on the toilet seat. He quickly proceeded to clean up so his girlfriend wouldn't hassle him for the next 722 years. "Goddamn bifurcating" thought Joe
by Matt AKA Percival July 13, 2015
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Bifurcating

No?
Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."
by Hym Iam January 15, 2024
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Bifurcation

The splitting of the human penis for decorative or sexual purposes.
I had my knob bifurcated last weekend, now i am jonny twococks
by Turnipman May 25, 2005
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Bifurcation

A new term created by accountants to describe the splitting of a transaction into different types. For nonprofits this means that a revenue can both be a contribution and an exchange transaction.
Those membership dues have now been subject to bifurcation to report both a contribution and earned revenue
by Steve Hammer March 31, 2017
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Anal Bifurcation

A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
by WeDefyU April 20, 2018
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A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
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