Dues 

An exclamation used after a person makes a joke which is particularly unfunny and nobody laughs at it.

John: I'm so boney!
Everybody else: DUES!!!!!

Dues by walterg April 21, 2008

dues 

the second person in the rotation when smoking weed.

Person 1: I got greens, (first)

Person 2: I got dues

Person 3: fine ill get tre

dues by funkmasterflex8965 July 4, 2010

dues a pisk 

shut your mouth

"yo, did you hear that sally fucked john"
"dude, dues a pisk"

dues a pisk by Cheese Puff May 6, 2003

dues dues

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I'm going to go buy a dues dues (ounce) of beer.

dues dues by Bootsywootsy April 7, 2010

Dues Rose 

To have sex in a unparticular way

eSkittle: "Want to have some Dues Rose?"
Derpy The Coder: "Sure!"

Dues Rose by Marcus the roman god October 3, 2017

dues dues

anyone named ilaura is a moron

hey i was talking to that dues dues from alaska, what a moron

dues dues by allpolarbearssuck November 27, 2007

Dues dues

Tbh I think it’s a gun tbh idk

Shut up before I hit u with da dues dues

Dues dues by Big 40 September 7, 2022