a bold, optimistic girl named Bethany who picked up an essex accent and now goes by beffany when introducing herself because she just cannot pronouce it correctly. Can also be the chav spelling of bethany
Bethany: Hallo nice meet cha, my name is beffany
Stranger: Oh? Beffany? Nice to meet you!
Bethany: no, BEFFANY!
Stranger Ok... nice to meet you beffany
A Biffant is a pastry invented by OffalyGoodEats that resembles a biscuit/muffin and is made from croissant-like dough which can be either sweet or savory.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.