Bhack

Bryan Hacking, the greatest man alive, he will always remind you his name is Bhack, and he is the ultimate critic of beer, nicotine products, other alcohol and weed, if it’s good he will let you know with a, Good Beer Good Beer or Good Weed Good Weed, etc.

Bryan also likes to take fat poppers, he will never turn down a good popper.

Bryan is also a good man who likes to give back, he likes to hang out with the kids and give them gifts, fatty poppers and some good drinks.

Person 1: do you know bhack?
Person 2: yeah he’s amazing and takes the fattest poppers
Bhack: bhack is my name

Bhack by Bhacklover333 October 16, 2019

Bhack

Bhack is a large brained professor who majored in poppers and beer.
Hes the best beer critic in our century, with his legendary lines of "good beer, good beer,""good popper,good popper".

If bhack enjoys somthing, hell be sure to let you know. And hes always one to share.

"Yo whos the most gangsta g?" "Bhack, hes the most gangsta G"

Bhack by GangstaGLover February 7, 2021

Bhack

teenage idol and media icon to those in the lower mainland. the OG gangsta g.

he often reviews weed, alcohol, vapes and the like. loves denim and loves to drink. and is known for his slogan "good drink, good drink!", "good beer, good beer!", etc.

bhack loves hybrid weed, rose wine, good booze, fat straight greens and denim.

"did you see what Bhack posted on his story today?!" - person 1
"not yet, he keeps spamming me! what did he post?" - person 2
"dude, he said 'nick gurr!" - person 1
"omg, he's such a gangsta g!" person 2

Bhack by definitionasaurusEZPZ November 8, 2021

bhack

A slang word that is growing ever popular in teenage speech meaning 'great' , 'awesome'.

Pronounced B-H-ACK.

Heavy on the 'H'

'Woahh that is so bhack'

bhack by (shifty May 17, 2007

Don’t look back in anger. 

Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.

All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.

And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.

Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…

…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.

And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.

You will.

Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.

Don’t look back in anger. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023

Back up that money truck! 

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! 

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023