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Befored
beyore
beforeday
adverb, noun
1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times
related words: afterday
reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning
1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times
related words: afterday
reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning
1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.
Beforedom
The feeling you get when you realize that what you are about to do will make you extremely bored.
The state of realizing boredom is imminent.
I.e. Before you are bored.
The state of realizing boredom is imminent.
I.e. Before you are bored.
Walking into a slow night at work...
Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.
John: What do you mean?
Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?
John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.
John: What do you mean?
Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?
John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
Beforedom by JollyRogerBAzuls;) September 5, 2010
Beforeder
Someone who keeps in touch with and thinks that they have some sort of claim on anybody they’ve ever been in a relationship before a hoarder of previous relationship
I really like this girl but she has a husband and a boyfriend and is still weirdly close to her high school sweetheart. I think she might be a beforeder.
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