Bexting

Text-message version of a booty-call.

That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.

by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008

Bexting

A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.

"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."

by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

by midget85742 October 18, 2008

bexting

Texting a person while taking a bath.

Sarah was totally bexting Dustin last night.

by Leroy____ July 19, 2011

Bexting

Texting while biking.

Dude I totally saw someone bexting while walking to work.

by DriveByBexting March 4, 2011

bexting

backseat texting - similar to backseat driving. when you are texting someone and a friend is calling out what to say or what you have have written.

Tim: (texting friend) come downstairs we're almost there.
Mike: you should have told him we're here already.
Tim: thanks for bexting, next time you do the texting.

by thatg1rl August 25, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008