Betal 

Murder

Tim betalled his wife, mother, kids, and parents.

Betal by Ovrd0s3_ March 7, 2024

No beta we die like men 

Stemming from the meme "No airbags we die like men", this term has been adopted by fanfiction authors, mainly on fandom website ao3, who use it to signal that their story hasn't been beta-read before posting and might therefore include a few overlooked spelling errors.

Variations of the term have been created for specific fandoms to match a fandom's inside jokes.

"Aren't you annoyed by spelling errors?"

"No beta we die like men."

No beta we die like men by Dazais cumslut February 3, 2022

generation beta 

The generation after generation alpha. Born between 2026 and 2041.

Person 1: Did you know that generation beta comes after generation alpha?
Person. 2: I have no idea what you said.
Person 1: idot

generation beta by Blue Top Hat Man February 17, 2020

beta provider 

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

beta provider by Chesc December 9, 2013

Beatlemaniac 

People with an obsession with The Beatles. They're also the greatest group of fans in the world.

"wow that girl is awesome"
"she's a beatlemaniac"
"LET ME MARRY HER"

Beatlemaniac by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012

Beatles

The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.

Consists of:

- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs

- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries

- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine

- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives

According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.

Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.

I was stoned off my ass when I wrote that Urban Dictionary definition for the Beatles.

Beatles by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019

Jennifer Beals 

- the HOTTEST woman on Planet Earth. Probably God must have spenta little more time on her.
-got her shot of fame as Alex Owens in the movie Flashdance.
-postrayed the super hot lesbian Bette Porter in the series the L Word.
-When you think about 1980's, the first thing that would pop in your mind would be the name JENNIFER BEALS.
-very articulate, intelligent. she speaks so fine, she could be the next US President.

You know what? Jennifer Beals was so hot I watched Flasdance hundreds of times and even bought that Flashdance Barbie doll!

Jennifer Beals by aluminum_alloy June 20, 2010