Best Western

When you take a girl much larger than yourself out to a steakhouse on a date, and she performs fellatio on you as you drive her home.
Greg took a very a robust woman on a date to steakhouse on a Tuesday, and to thank him she gave him a Best Western.
by Tronrad May 12, 2015
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Best Western Class

To have absolutely no class at all; a lack of class; a type of class below every other class; AKA shit. Commonly found in shitholes.
When setting up an eight foot table and finding the welding is broken; "That's Best Western Class, right there"

When your hotel room hasn't been cleaned by Housekeeping; "That's Best Western Class"

When you can't find red cart and the pop machines are all empty; "That's Best Western Class"
by <3Melissa<3*George*<3Melissa<3 September 16, 2008
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Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024
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Best Western

A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.

They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier

Shout out to BW for making write this =)
Me: I wanna go to Best Western!

My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.

Random person: How about BW Premier?

Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks
by SophTheWeeb August 11, 2023
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