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Best Western 

A hotel brand shorten to sometimes as BWH.

They also have alternatives such as Best Western Plus, & Best Western Premier

Shout out to BW for making write this =)
Me: I wanna go to Best Western!

My friend: Nah! Try going to Best Western Plus, it's better.

Random person: How about BW Premier?

Me: Um... I think I'll just go back to Hampton Inn. Thanks
Best Western by SophTheWeeb August 11, 2023

Best Western Class

To have absolutely no class at all; a lack of class; a type of class below every other class; AKA shit. Commonly found in shitholes.
When setting up an eight foot table and finding the welding is broken; "That's Best Western Class, right there"

When your hotel room hasn't been cleaned by Housekeeping; "That's Best Western Class"

When you can't find red cart and the pop machines are all empty; "That's Best Western Class"

Best western pillow teeth 

Mostly white peoples teeth that are shaped like best western pillows
AYO she’s got some best western pillow teeth

Best Western Reach Around 

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

bestwestern baby 

A bestwestern baby is someone who should have been a cum stain on the mattress in a bestwestern hotel; an accidental child
Wife: I told my husband to pullout , but he took to long, and now we have a bestwestern baby
Lady: Darn, that sucks
bestwestern baby by Lokij December 29, 2016

bestesterness

its a word. i swear. usually used for describing a awsome person that you cant think of any other word for..someone that you really really really love i <3 nicki:]
dan&nickiforever:] i love her cuz she is the bestesterness:]
bestesterness by pyro4lyfe999 March 25, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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