Best man

1) Noun: an acquaintance with whom you trust a five minute speech that could, potentially, ruin the rest of your life.

2) Antiquated expression used to delineate the "best swordsman" by your side as you kidnapped your "betrothed".

1) It would be an honor to be your Best man

2) Gather your Best man; we're off to find us wenches, er...wives!

by med3vil February 7, 2010

Best man

Someone who is the closest friend of another who is hosting a party.

Hey man, im throwing a banger next week, wana be my best man?

Sure man, i'll supply the booze.

by Cypher456 June 5, 2011

Best man

Joseph - the legendary best man. Has your back through thick and thin, organises the best stag do's, and gives fantastics speeches that will not ruin the rest of you life

Joseph is my best man, why would you have anyone else.

by ronnie_hotdog August 14, 2018

best man

hayden christensen 😍😍

person: who’s the best man?
person 2: hayden christensen ofc

by skywa1kerz July 31, 2023

The best man in the universe

Christopher Bangchan

Christopher Bangchan, quite literally the best man in the universe!!

by Mickey!! March 28, 2023

best wo-man

When you are a gangsta as fuck, female"Best Man" to an equally gangsta Bride and/or Groom

Churc asked me to be her Best Wo-Man! Fuck yea, I am so fucking excited!

by alibeersmith_ August 21, 2016

Man's Best Friend

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

by Zoniax June 8, 2009