BerryBaum

A drunken wedding toast revealing all things that shouldn't be told at a wedding. The BerryBaum is feared by many, but is ultimately inevitable.

Oh shit, Trey and Derek got ahold of a microphone. Here comes the BerryBaum. Get the groom at a safe distance from his new father-in-law.

by Rotten balls October 24, 2017

Berrybun

A beautiful person who could never be replaced, someone who can fail but still come back and try their best. They may not be done working on something today, or tomorrow, or even in a year. But they will accomplish it to any avail for whatever reason they have set out to accomplish it for. They'll try their best, and even though they'll probably be misunderstood it doesn't mean they're trying to hurt anyone. They do truly care and will try their best everyday, and you should do the same for them. Go give the Berrybun in your life a hug!
Also, they're probably extremely horny 24/7.

Go give that Berrybun a hug!

by Xilverr November 1, 2020

Berrybun

A beautiful person who could never be replaced, someone who can fail but still come back and try their best. They may not be done working on something today, or tomorrow, or even in a year. But they will accomplish it to any avail for whatever reason they have set out to accomplish it for. They'll try their best, and even though they'll probably be misunderstood it doesn't mean they're trying to hurt anyone. They do truly care and will try their best everyday, and you should do the same for them. Go give the Berrybun in your life a hug!
Also, they're probably extremely horny 24/7.

Go give that Berrybun a hug!

by Xilverr November 1, 2020

Berrybate

The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.

Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?

by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009

berrybad

What you say when you shove a berry up your ass so deep, and realize seconds later that it is poisonous.

I was out in the woods fucking berry shrubs, but then found out, one of them was berrybad.

by formofasandb August 20, 2016

berrythumb

BerryThumb, also known as Ninetendonitis or PlayStationitis is spreading throughout the Text Messaging community. The debilitating ailment is caused by repetitive thumb motions such as those used when sending emails on the QWERTY keyboards found on BlackBerry devices.

In the most serious cases, more drastic measures such as using the voice capabilities in your mobile device and not typing for a day or so while your thumb heals. "Sorry I couldn't text you back, I got me a bad case of BerryThumb."

by rocco828 June 1, 2007

Berrybutton Lint

The gunk that accumulates around the keys and buttons on your smartphone.

I had to take the case off of my Blackberry and douche out the berrybutton lint. It was nasty.

by Whalephat July 20, 2010