Berrybate

The act of masterbating while looking at porn on one's Blackberry.

Ted: Dude, I tried to call you yesterday but i got a message saying your number was no longer in service.
Jeff: Yeah my wife canceled our cell service after she found out I used my phone to Berrybate.
Ted: Ugh. I used that phone. WTF?

by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009

BerryBaum

A drunken wedding toast revealing all things that shouldn't be told at a wedding. The BerryBaum is feared by many, but is ultimately inevitable.

Oh shit, Trey and Derek got ahold of a microphone. Here comes the BerryBaum. Get the groom at a safe distance from his new father-in-law.

by Rotten balls October 24, 2017

berrybad

What you say when you shove a berry up your ass so deep, and realize seconds later that it is poisonous.

I was out in the woods fucking berry shrubs, but then found out, one of them was berrybad.

by formofasandb August 20, 2016

Berrybutton Lint

The gunk that accumulates around the keys and buttons on your smartphone.

I had to take the case off of my Blackberry and douche out the berrybutton lint. It was nasty.

by Whalephat July 20, 2010

berrybreath

The way your mouth smells after giving a mouth fondling to some testes

James had berrybreath after a rough night with Franco

by berrybreathboi May 8, 2018