bernhardt 

The closest man to a dwarf that you will find. What he lacks in height he makes up with in width. He doesn't give a fuck about what you say he is just gonna do his thing no matter how morally questionable it is!

Wow did you see what shit just happened? He must be a bernhardt!

bernhardt by Adolf Steyn June 29, 2017

Levi Bernhardt 

{Levi Bernhardt]is a 24 year old virgin YouTuber, the king is bilingual. Dad loves kpop, so we Stan. Has MASSIVE potato fettish. Softest boy on the planet and an amazing YouTuber at that. Hot in a rat kinda way, Jk strong 9.5

Levi Bernhardt is an amazing person

Levi Bernhardt by Wagwantopshagger January 4, 2019

levi bernhardt 

Levi Bernhardt is a 20 years old/age shamed youtuber who's lived in the land of pizza for a year and can now sing the Italian version of let it go. He's known for his yoga cat tutorial and for always talking about poo.
But above all, he's the n1 fan of doricos locos tacos and has a fetish for eggplants.
Check him out bc he's amazing YouTube.com/levi

Levi Bernhardt likes cats.

levi bernhardt by chiara February 24, 2015

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt 

A Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is a creature known to apear In the mountains in northern Sweeden. Despite her petite body, she is an amazing guarding dog. She can bite and run backwards very fast. She is also very good at making dinner, but be aware that you may find pinecones in your porridge. This is a sign that you've been accepted to their tribe because Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's confuses pine cones for being their offspring. So if you receive a pine cone from your pet Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt they have accepted you to be their baby's father (despite your gender you are assigned the father role). Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt's are always sweet and will bring you a lot of joy. You should know, before you tame one, that she can't control her bladder so she must wear a super soft ultra absobent daiper at all times.

Oh no i forgot to put a diaper on my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt

My Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt gave me a pine cone!

Oh damn there she goes, my Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt is chasing the mailman again.

Ylva Qvarnström Bernhardt by Jonkejens January 19, 2022

bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013