bensons

slang terminology for squares bitch

you pass my my bensons i want to smoke the shit out of a benson.

bensons by benson man 2001 August 13, 2008

beds for bensons 

a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals

shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins

beds for bensons by poorlyendowed March 14, 2010

Barry B Benson 

A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size

That boy fine as Barry B Benson

Barry B Benson by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir 

This is an invention of Peter Steele (Type O Negative). Because he always invites friends in the studio and they always help him out with backing vocals. So this group is about 100 people who are all the time different and a credited on every Type O Negative release under the collective name the Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir. All are friends of Peter Steele.

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir was really good on Bloody Kisses, but they sucked on October Rust

Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir by Zonnic August 14, 2011

Benson the duck

Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!

I want Benson the duck, He’s so cute!
Don’t you love Tubbo’s cute LED, Benson the duck?

Benson the duck by Koio July 10, 2021

Benson Milker 

A milk chugging competition held at Trevecca Nazarene University.

Guy: Did you go to the Benson Milker?
Girl: Yeah man, they chugged 10 gallons total!

Benson Milker by bensonhallpresident February 13, 2023

George Benson 

A drink consisting of vanilla vodka and half-and-half. The perfect beverage for "Breezin'" on a summer evening. It's a White Russian without the Kahlua.

-Man, that bartender makes a mean George Benson!

-I can dig it, brother! Next round's on me!

George Benson by KMBjazz July 6, 2011