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Bennyvend 

A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself
I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm
Bennyvend by master bruce June 5, 2004
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It’s were you get your feet or toes and violently rub them on someone’s face and put your toes in their mouth until they start gagging and screaming no

Pronounced “Benn - eed”
Matty said “Hey Trin do you wanna get bennyed?”

Trin replies “Yeah I wanna get bennyed!”
Bennyed by The Main Man :) April 6, 2021
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A term used to describe the action of a photo or video of someone being posted into “The Benvens 🧀” group chat.
Aw I just got benvend
benvend by The Benvens October 10, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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