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Bennyvend 

A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling ÂŁ2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself
I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm
Bennyvend by master bruce June 5, 2004
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It’s were you get your feet or toes and violently rub them on someone’s face and put your toes in their mouth until they start gagging and screaming no

Pronounced “Benn - eed”
Matty said “Hey Trin do you wanna get bennyed?”

Trin replies “Yeah I wanna get bennyed!”
Bennyed by The Main Man :) April 6, 2021
A term used to describe the action of a photo or video of someone being posted into “The Benvens 🧀” group chat.
Aw I just got benvend
benvend by The Benvens October 10, 2023
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