This is simply one of the most disgraceful things someone could say to you. A Bennis usually refers to someone just absolutely sucking at life. With a bennis, you should beware of flaunting it and make sure you hide it at all costs as it’s appearance may haunt you for ages. Beware of the Bennis.
Alexander is all over this hot girl but the kids an absolute fuck-up of a guy, therefor you could say he has a “Bennis”. He sucks, Alexander sucks.
by Frontporch October 01, 2019
“Bennis” AKA “Bennisball” is the latest sport to dominate the Gran Canarian Landscape. Named and Created by Andy Akka & Andy Parle.
This game is not Basketball 🏀
It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!
Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.
If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.
“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.
Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)
This game is not Basketball 🏀
It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!
Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.
If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.
“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.
Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)
by Daflyguy December 21, 2020
by Marshvegas July 22, 2010
by Almighty cheese January 03, 2019
Benjamin (BrobzVlogs) sits on a trampoline with three people minimum and they all take turns drop kicking him and the winner is the one who drives Ben to go off the trampoline
by BrobzVlogs November 18, 2017
To make out with and grope your significant other in front of a group of friends. The event is concluded when the man asks to take home half of the food despite only bringing cheese and crackers.
by 1014Tyme March 18, 2021
From the viral song and music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black - remember the girl in pink who sits to the right of Rebecca in the car and dances awkwardly? She does a dance with her arms that looks like she is playing an accordion. This dance is called "The Benni".
Everybody do The Benni!
by indiebock March 21, 2011