benford 

Verb Infinitive: To Benford--
To finger a man up the ass.

Noun: Benford-- The act or instance of a man or woman fingering another man up the ass.

Usage:
I benford
You benford
He/she/it benfords
We benford
You all benford
They benford

Benforded, benfording, had benforded, will have had benforded.

"Wow, did you hear? That kid asked his girlfriend to give him a benford."

"That girl tried to benford me, but I told her 'exit only.'"

benford by Pimpyslim September 15, 2004

benford 

An act of unfathomable achievement.

Google has almost reached Benford status.

benford by static19927 March 6, 2012

Benford 

Benford is the type of person that is an ass...and only cares about himself and will hurt the people that care about him and love him the most...to get what he wants....he is a asshole...he is self absorbed and only thinks about what he wants

Mom i met benford today....he was a horrible person

Benford by Vanilla blake January 11, 2020

Benford-ing 

American Football Term.

Refers to Christian Benford. A 6th round pick who easily beat out a 1st round pick at the same position. So essentially if you are Benford-ing, you are performing better than the guy ahead of you.

Man, Deone Walker in Benford-ing right now!

Benford-ing by Kingcorpse September 19, 2025

Destination: Benford 

A ROBLOX railway game based on British railways. It's quite good and realistic, but not as popular as GCR or SCR.

Ben: What have you been playing this weekend, if any?
Tom: I've found this nice gem of a game, Destination: Benford. Quite nice, it should be on the front page!

Destination: Benford by Carl Plandog November 29, 2020

dirty benford

Ten lines a day keep the dirty Benford skank away. Boss man Benford aka the dirty Benford is a homeless looking chump that will stick his finger down the local crack heads pants

“Bro I got so fucked the other week I don’t the dirty Benford on shleena “

dirty benford by Dirty baz February 17, 2022

Bedford High school 

Bedford High School... where do I begin?
1. We have a threat almost every week.

2.filled with useless teachers who don’t know how to help student and when asked, they are as useless as a fucking white crayon

3.Grading system is absolute shit, makes no sense compared to literally any other school America. Explain how one can have a 85 but NCY at the same time.

4. School hours are stupid because not every just has the extra time to go do community service and other shit.

5. why are there almost no choices for in between classes? For most students we are stuck between either Being stressed out of our minds or bored out of our minds because they ignore the majority of students in the middle

6.dress code, there isn’t a very strict one but god forbid you have a teacher who dislikes you and sends you down to the office every other class when you have an “ inappropriate” outfit even tho there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and the office says there’s nothing wrong with it

7. Teachers are very biased. If they don’t like you then you’re screwed.

8. Why tf are prom tickets so expensive? School already has enough money and the kids already spend so much to prepare for prom? These are teens, not everyone is filled with 65/75 dollars to pay for each ticket.

9. Pep rally’s and dances become less and less fun because school administrators become so strict and don’t lets kids have fun. God forbid there be a swear in a song or that we chant “go home freshman”

“I hate Bedford High School, the school sucks.”
“Damn man that’s the worst.”

Bedford High school by -Student at this hell hole May 1, 2019