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benfield school 

school in walkergate thats made entirely of probably styrofoam where they feed you soggy flapjack and pizza which has more grease than the entire population of america.

benfield contains the finest specimens of gremlins, chavs and roadmen where everyone listens to drill music, shitty mc or some other crap genre and defo sings keisha becky for eternity. the majority of these things only play cod, fifa or pubg and think they're proper hard for it. on top of that, if you havent watched 'eastenders' or 'love island' you're practically invalid at this shithole because everyone watches them two.

this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.

finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers
person1: am goin' to benfield school now fook yea
person2: isnt 'at the radgie place in walkah wich smells like weed twenny four seven?
person1: i dunnah but is pritty good so far
benfield school by wuulfy October 18, 2020

Justin Berfield

A young American actor best known for his character as "Reese" on the tv show Malcolm in the Middle.
"I watched Malcolm in the Middle today and Justin Berfield's character, Reese did the funniest thing!"
Justin Berfield by cutie143 April 1, 2007

Belfielded 

A state of drunkness, basically paraletic, usually follows form excessive drinking. The word formed from nort-hwest england, in a town called Lowton.
Yeah, i had a quiet one last night, with a few crates, some absinthe and two bottles of vodka, i was belfielded!

toby belfield 

a ginger person who lives at banno window lane house number 69 is not a simp and doesnt have rights cause well..... ginger
toby belfield by slickcannon March 29, 2022

Banfield 

To achieve a result with complete inability to produce something of quality.
"Oh man, you completely Banfielded that one up."

or

"I really don't care. I'm going to Banfield the whole project."
Banfield by scabies_boy February 23, 2010

plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself
That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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