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bench sitting

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."
"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."
by Dontknowwhatmynameis April 14, 2008
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Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.
Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.
by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024
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Sitting on the Bench

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.
"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"
by njdmanok May 27, 2012
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sitting on the bench

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino
by Child's Play April 15, 2011
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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