Benaplooza
An annual festival thrown by a scrawny white boy, Ben, on the outskirts of Richfield, Ohio. He is the unofficial, self-proclaimed “mayor” of Richfield. The festival started in 2019 & grows year-to-year. It has an array of attractions: open bar, catered food, DJ, fireworks, sand volleyball tournament, cornhole tournament, hot tub & much more. The drinks are mixed strong & only the coolest people attend the festival. Everybody leaves satisfied but wanting more! The festival occurs because of the incredible amount of positive friendships in Ben’s life & it is simply a way Ben thanks his friends & family for their continued support & friendship. One time Ben found an entire sheet of acid in a Crown Royal bag in the lawn the morning after the party. Nobody leaves without sharing love, laughter, lots of smiles & on occasion acid & bodily fluids.
Did you see the fireworks at Benaplooza last night? They were lit!
Are you going to Benaplooza this year? Well of course, it’s the biggest banger of the year!
Do you think the cops with show up at Benaplooza? If they do, they will stay & drink with us.
Did you see that one girl setting in the pink pants? Yeah bro, she’s a dime piece, that’s why she set dimes.
Did you see the hot tub after Benaplooza this year? It looked like there were more bodily fluids in it there than a sperm bank.
Are you going to Benaplooza this year? Well of course, it’s the biggest banger of the year!
Do you think the cops with show up at Benaplooza? If they do, they will stay & drink with us.
Did you see that one girl setting in the pink pants? Yeah bro, she’s a dime piece, that’s why she set dimes.
Did you see the hot tub after Benaplooza this year? It looked like there were more bodily fluids in it there than a sperm bank.
Benaplooza by Benaplooza September 25, 2022
