(Proper noun)
A person with superior driving skill and the person most likely to chauffeur your drunk ass home in your own vehicle.
Also, for an unrelated reason, one who has a total inability to flirt with anyone of the opposite sex.
These specific characters of the human species are quite rare and only come out in public when coaxed heavily with outside pressure from close friends.
Benamen can also be someone that lives in a trailer in their parents driveway.
Drunkperson: " dag 'ol, Benamen. Whouldja hurg ma fyurgen tchruck on over up to ma duggum place for cuz I'm o lil ona jrunk side for me hermayerkagergaderk..."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"