The act or phenomenon of being the poorest and brokest bastard in history and human existence as far back as man kind has known of any records. Having literally nothing worth any value in possession.
Not even a pot to piss in. So poor.

Jan: do you see that homeless man over there on the corner, I feel bad for him
Chad: at least we know he isnt brentmiller, he has a bucket hes sitting on.
Jan: Ah you got a point. could be Brentmiller

Brentmiller by Chazismarriedtomoney December 18, 2018

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ben miller

A complete douchebag that no one likes to talk to because he is so socially akward. Also he is a fatass swagfag who thinks he is a total G. He is so cocky too who thinks he could fight anyone even though he's weak as shit. Only strumpets like him. And when he is older he is going to give blumpkins for a living...

"Hey you're a cunt. "
"Well you're a Ben Miller"

"Whoah Whoah man!!! Way to far!!"

ben miller by theoppositeofbenmiller October 15, 2013

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The Ben Miller Incident

An occurrence at the Spring-Ford 10-12 grade center where student Benjamin Miller became viciously angry after discovering a classmate recording him in the middle of class. He picked up the phone and smashed it on the ground, yelling at the girl, “Don’t FUCKING record me!!!” The moment will forever go down in Spring-Ford history.

Stop talking before I Ben Miller your phone.
Remember the Ben Miller Incident? Best moment of my life.

The Ben Miller Incident by 9/11 happened February 21, 2023

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Ben Miller

A salty boi.

Ben Miller:I died in Terraria and it's all your fault you fucking twats
Me:What how
Ben:Because your gay

Ben Miller by The Cybo July 30, 2018

beaumiller

a term describing a state of being by which you stay in trouble all the time for things that you actually do but choose to lie about even when confronted with hard evidence and eye witnesses.

I am so beaumiller I totally busted an entire thing of white out against a wall everyone saw me do it and I am still denying it!

Yeah i stole the phone from the box for solider and everyone knows it but I am beaumiller enough to still deny it!! whats up player!!

beaumiller by A person who knows the truth! December 18, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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