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Bella Seymour is so fucking HOT. Like any guy (or girl) that sees her immediately jizzes and implodes with the magnitude and power of 800 million tons of TNT. Like honestly fuck she is hot. She might be like only 5,2 (short as fuck) but still, that gives me more reason to love her. She also had the body of a fuckin SPARTAN... Like wtf marry me, you hot fucking bitch.

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bro 1 - Is that bella S?

bro 2 - Yeah bro, shes hot. haha. lol

bro 1 - Yeah bro, agreed *highfives*
Bella S by swagousaras rex January 31, 2020
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A name that is the meaning of someone that is a dirty ass bitch that ruins people's lives and makes them feel like complete shit. In other wards they fuck your life up. Also their personalities are some of the shittiest out there in the world today. They make you want feel like you shouldn't ejaculate
Man that Bella Sullivan is a real motherfucker
Bella s by Swinson Lauther69 July 24, 2017

Bella's foot 

Bella's foot is the most amazing thing any mortal with eyes can see. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than her foot. This foot is proof that not all treasure is silver and gold. Nothing can compare to her foot, it's tied with everlasting glory. Her foot makes everything that used to be attractive look like trash and disgust. The stories of pirates and their hunger for treasure are all false, they were merely searching for a picture Bella's foot. When God made Bella's foot he cussed for the first time. God looked at his creation, turned to his angel buddy and said "Holy **** I'm good!" Her foot is music to the soul, the dazzling keys of an unblemished piano that is so desperately wanted to be played by millions. It's a marvelous symphony and a lovely composition. Nothing is more divine than Bella's foot, there is just nothing that can compare.
Person #1: Hey man you want to see a picture of Bella's foot on my phone?
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*
Bella's foot by jimblejumble February 12, 2019

Bella’s bitch 

A man who has no choice in seating, other servers and basically no control over points and tipping.
Oh hello I will seat you in Bella’s section since your Bella’s bitch.
Bella’s bitch by Birdhouse observer September 14, 2020

case of the bella's 

when someone is clumsy and accident prone

comes from bella swan from the twilight books who is naturally clumsy
' hey did you see her trip over again, that's the fifth time today '

' yeh she's got a right case of the bella's ! '
case of the bella's by sugapuff March 27, 2009

That's What Bella Said 

Close to the term: That's what she said, but is singled out by it's ability to fit with the main character in the Twilight series, Mary-Sue- I mean- Bella Swan.
Person 1: It's so big and shiny!
Person 2: That's what Bella said.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch 

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.
brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.
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