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Bejeweled  

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.
Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!
Bejeweled by Word Doctor March 4, 2009
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bejeweled 

MSN zone game where you arrange jewels around so that you get an arrayment of three or more to get rid of them. addicting as hell.
i'll kick your ass in bejeweled.
bejeweled by duhbbz. June 18, 2004

bejeweled 

A term used when expressing that someone was totally pwned, or morally defecated upon.
Halonub1: *Camping in corner with shotty*

Halonub2: *Ninja's Halonub1*

Muahahaha, get bejeweled, bk!
bejeweled by Jeezus Chryst October 28, 2009

bejeweled boner 

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz 

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."
Bejeweled Blitz by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Bejeweled Slime 

when a person is so much of a slut/whore they deserve an award and are looked upon as a celebrate of being the biggest whore.

Is also a game that is played by people world- wide where catching the bejeweled slime gives you 100 points.
OMG Becky... Look At That Bejeweled Slime... She Is The Biggest Slime I Have Ever Seen
Bejeweled Slime by No Buddy September 7, 2011

bejeweled blindness 

when you play bejeweled to the point where you can't see obvious moves anymore.
person a: "dude, move the blue jewel right there!"

person b: "where?"

person a: "right in front of you!"

person b: "man i can't even see any moves anymore, i got the bejeweled blindness!"
bejeweled blindness by izmthrower September 19, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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