Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.

Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys

by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008

bejabbers

An exclamation used to describe a state of shock or surprise.

Bejabbers! The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is trying to invade our castle!

by neosmurfay January 24, 2005

bejabbers

Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.

You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Bejabbers

A term used only in a moment of extreme excitement such as the first time you receive head. Very often used after the raging jot is performed.

Jill: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
John: This is amazing!
John: Bejabbers!
Jill: You're done already!
John: Shut up Bitch!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 15, 2007