Ferris Wheel

Similar to the raging jot. The ferris wheel is performed by two males on a females. Both holes are filled and the woman begins to spin. Expect vomiting.
No one has ever performed a ferris wheel.
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Balls off cocktail

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men
John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Bejabbers

A term used only in a moment of extreme excitement such as the first time you receive head. Very often used after the raging jot is performed.
Jill: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
John: This is amazing!
John: Bejabbers!
Jill: You're done already!
John: Shut up Bitch!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Gay Explosion

Something only the gayest man says while sleeping @ get together of nongay guys. Normally accompanied with ball holding while sleeping. Although the gay man will deny it, he has said it and now has his own Urban Dictionary page.
Wes: Is Glenn holding his balls.
Jared: Dude, he's cupping himself.
Glenn: (While Sleeping) Gay Explosion!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Permaqueer

The act of being permanently queer and admitting to it. Normally accompanied with the game smear the queer. This type of male enjoys pleasure from behind and wishes to permanently receive them.
Wes: Let's play smear the queer.
Glenn: I'll be the permaqueer.
Ben: Better yet you can be my bitch.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Ski Skeet

The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."
Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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Backhand

Only performed when you are really pissed off. Should be done to teachers that resemble horses. The point of impact should be near the adams apple.
John: I gave that HHH bitch a backhand to the throat.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAH!
by M4x1mus May 31, 2007
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