Definitions by M4x1mus

I Have No Neck 

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.

Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!

I Have No Neck by M4x1mus June 3, 2007

Ferris Wheel 

Similar to the raging jot. The ferris wheel is performed by two males on a females. Both holes are filled and the woman begins to spin. Expect vomiting.

No one has ever performed a ferris wheel.

Ferris Wheel by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Bejabbers 

A term used only in a moment of extreme excitement such as the first time you receive head. Very often used after the raging jot is performed.

Jill: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
John: This is amazing!
John: Bejabbers!
Jill: You're done already!
John: Shut up Bitch!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!

Bejabbers by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Ski Skeet 

The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."

Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ski Skeet by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Backhand 

Only performed when you are really pissed off. Should be done to teachers that resemble horses. The point of impact should be near the adams apple.

John: I gave that HHH bitch a backhand to the throat.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAH!

Backhand by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Gay Explosion

Something only the gayest man says while sleeping @ get together of nongay guys. Normally accompanied with ball holding while sleeping. Although the gay man will deny it, he has said it and now has his own Urban Dictionary page.

Wes: Is Glenn holding his balls.
Jared: Dude, he's cupping himself.
Glenn: (While Sleeping) Gay Explosion!

Gay Explosion by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Balls off cocktail 

The sexual act of blowing other gay men while sketching nude portraits of them. This takes super gay skills and should not be attempted by straight men

John: Dude, why would anyone ever give a balls off cocktail.
Joe: You'd have to be a bitch.
John: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAH!

Balls off cocktail by M4x1mus May 31, 2007