Behar

Definition: A Behar is an intellectually challenged person with an exceptionally or unusually low IQ, and who shamelessly displays their ignorance.

Judy asked me if the moon was really made of cheese?! What a Behar!
Joy dropped out of school in second grade and can't read, write or tell time and now she's a talk show host. What a Behar!

Behar by Salty 40 February 13, 2025

behar'd 

When someone questionably borrows something with questionable intent. Might have originated from an abbreviated form of "borrowed" but that's questionable.

Jack behar'd your stapler last week and we found it in the restroom this morning.

behar'd by Doctor Frankenchurn December 13, 2008

Joy Behar 

1. Something/someone I wouldn't do for a million dollars.

2. Even with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and a mute button, still makes it impossible to watch "The View".

3. A loud screeching honking sound akin to a NYC cabbie running over a flock of birds.

4. Proof CNN Headline News didn't think their ratings were low enough.

"OMG Joy Behar is scarring small children again...quick somebody call Bill O'Reilly!"

Joy Behar by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011

son of a behar 

"Paybacks are a 'Behar'

or

"son of a Behar" in lieu of son of a bitch

Dennis miller Stated on O'Riley factor 3 Nov 2010 "Paybacks are a 'Behar'

Reid is a "son of a Behar"

son of a behar by firemanman40 November 5, 2010

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021

The Joy Behar 

The pseudo sexual act of having a hobo's soiled underwear, balled up and doused in kerosene placed in the mouth, a pillow cased zip cuffed over the head and around the neck, while have a horse shaped/sized dildo rammed in the ass.

That girl was so dirty, she wanted me to do The Joy Behar after and episode of The View!!!

The Joy Behar by mexican love doll November 22, 2021