Beetoe :) 

The most gorgeous human on planet Earth, ranging from his beautiful dark hair to his stunning amber eyes. A man that deserves the world, and more! :)

Look! It’s Beetoe :)! Look at him go! :)

Beetoe :) by happymealenthusiast June 9, 2023

Beetoe

Your best friend, soulmate, sibling, other half, the reason your world spins.

Toby is my beetoe.

Beetoe by MercuryBoi September 29, 2023

Lady Beetle

The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..

Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..

Lady Beetle by badman2232 September 14, 2009

Green Beetle 

Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the “green beetle” one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.

Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.

Green Beetle by Gladus!$$gB August 6, 2021

Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

Build a home for a dung beetle by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

Papaya Flower Beetle 

A code phrase for either Blaberus Discoid or Blaptica Dubia Roaches
These roach species are often raised by serious exotic animal keepers as a food source for their animals. The use of the code phrase is intended to avoid the use of the "red flag" word "ROACH" in an effort to keep women, neighbors, landlords and the general public (etc) from "freaking out" over their presence within the house. By eliminating and distancing the insects from the invasive pest that is the house cockroach, it is hoped that such insects will be greeted with a level of acceptance by the aforementioned groups or irrational humans.

Girlfriend: Honey, what are these that you're feeding to your chameleon?
Guy: Oh, they're "Hawaiian Papaya Flower Beetles" I started raising them because crickets got too expensive and they're healthier for the chameleons too!
Girlfriend: Do they eat papaya?
Guy: Yeah, They eat fresh fruit and flowers... so they can have babies, Aren't they cute?
Girlfriend: yeah,.. they are kinda cute...

Papaya Flower Beetle by Ron Bueno November 3, 2007

Beetle Claw 

When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.

Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.

Beetle Claw by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011