Beersage

Using alcohol as a way to get a massage from someone you find hot or just because you need a good rub down. It could also be used as a way to get fucked.

Why don't you come over to my lair and get a beersage?

Beersage by dnizzle 69 September 8, 2009

beerage 

An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.

"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"

beerage by papa Luig' July 22, 2007