Beerniture

The use of different-sized bulk packages of beer as furniture, often stacking them for increased functionality.

Stack a few of those 30s to make some beerniture, because we're out of chairs in here.

by ChallahBack March 24, 2010

burniture

furniture that has been set on fire; usually a couch or some other flammable household object

Steve: "Did you see that bonfire in the middle of the street?"
John: "Yeah, I heard it was caused by burniture."

by Gypsy & Jellyfish October 27, 2011

Burniture

This means burning furniture, usually associated this copious amounts of alcohol and partiers.

Lets throw the couch on the burniture pile!

by Tinalggs July 6, 2016

burniture

Fuel for a bonfire (furniburn) consisting of discarded wooden furniture. Burning logs are boring, throw an end table, or rocking chair on the fire pit and people take notice!

Oak dressers, maple coffe tables, pressboard entertainment centers, cribs, (my favorite) headboards, wicker (another favorite) that has been cast aside or put out for trash, are all examples of burniture.

by tamaholic July 31, 2011